Babickinns

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A huge seagull who lives at Edinboro University. He’s got a human girlfriend and knocked her up during Band Camp in Stow Munroe Falls. He passes out on the lamp post outside the band’s dorm every time he has a seizure.
Babickinns just ate three hot dogs and a whole pizza. He’s gonna pass out on the lamp post again.
He’s got a kid now. That’s why he’s always shoving food down his throat.
He tried to propose to his girlfriend during Band Camp. She said yes… but only if he stops eating her fries.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A giant seagull who’s got a human girlfriend and had a kid with her during Band Camp. He gets spasms so bad he collapses on the lamp post outside the band dorm every time.
He passed out on the lamp post after eating a whole bag of chips.
He tried to flirt with the band teacher. She said he smelled like old pizza.
He got a kid. Now he’s always eating like he’s gonna die.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A huge seagull who lives at Edinboro University. He got a human girlfriend and knocked her up at Band Camp. He passes out on the lamp post outside the band dorm every time he gets a spasm.
He ate a whole pizza and passed out on the lamp post again.
He got a kid and now he’s always eating like it’s his last meal.
He tried to propose to his girlfriend. She said yes… but only if he stops eating her fries.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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