babeage
Girls so good-looking they make your brain shut off. From babe. Invented in Norwalk, CA in 1989 by someone who didn’t like being ignored in class.
That girl in my lunch group is a babeage. I forgot my sandwich and didn’t care.
My neighbor is a babeage. I stopped doing my homework just to watch her walk by.
My crush is a babeage. I failed my history test because I kept thinking about her.