babeage

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Hot girls who look like they could beat you up and still make you want to be their boyfriend. From babe. Made in Norwalk, CA around 1989 by people who hated math.
My cousin’s a babeage. She flunked algebra but still got into college.
That girl in math class is a babeage. She failed the test but still got a B.
My mom says I’m a babeage. She’s probably lying because I’m not that hot.
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Girls so good-looking they make your brain shut off. From babe. Invented in Norwalk, CA in 1989 by someone who didn’t like being ignored in class.
That girl in my lunch group is a babeage. I forgot my sandwich and didn’t care.
My neighbor is a babeage. I stopped doing my homework just to watch her walk by.
My crush is a babeage. I failed my history test because I kept thinking about her.
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Women so attractive they make you forget your own name. From babe. Started in Norwalk, CA in 1989 by someone who got dumped and decided to fight back.
That girl in the grocery store is a babeage. I walked past three aisles and still didn’t remember my name.
My sister is a babeage. I got dumped because I kept staring at her.
My teacher is a babeage. I forgot my essay and just stared at her for ten minutes.
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Girls so hot they make you think you’re dreaming. From babe. Created in Norwalk, CA in 1989 by a guy who thought he was the best-looking person in the world.
That girl at the mall is a babeage. I thought I was in a dream and tried to pinch myself.
My friend’s girlfriend is a babeage. I tried to flirt and got rejected.
My aunt is a babeage. I thought she was a celebrity until she walked into the room.
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Women so good-looking they make you want to punch your own face. From babe. Born in Norwalk, CA in 1989 by someone who got called ugly in third grade.
That girl in my gym class is a babeage. I got distracted and missed the whole workout.
My crush is a babeage. I got called ugly in front of the whole class.
My neighbor’s sister is a babeage. I almost forgot to do my math homework.
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