Babe in A Bottle
When you drag your girl to a party, hand her a bottle of something strong, and both of you end up stuck together like two drunk raccoons until the bottle is gone and the cops show up.
We drank that whole bottle of rum and now we’re both in the principal’s office.
At the mixer, we drank so much we forgot our names.
We finished the bottle and still didn’t know if we were dating or just wasted.