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A fancy piece of junk that promises to turn you into a hot mess so you can flirt like a pro and get laid like a champ. It’s basically a magic potion for people who think they’re Casper but are really just smelly.
I spent $50 on this deodorant and still smell like my brother’s sock drawer.
This perfume claims it’ll make me irresistible, but I still can’t get my crush to look at me.
I used this stuff and my ex came back just to yell at me.