Babblethumper
People who shout about their politics, love life, or weird opinions like they're the only ones who've ever existed. They're like Biblethumpers but with more yelling and less actual sense.
My cousin posted a 10-minute video about why pineapple on pizza is a sin. I’m not even sure what I did to deserve this.
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2 a. m. to tell me about his new religion. It’s called ‘Pajamaism.’
My teacher said I failed math because I didn’t believe in the number 7. I just stared at her like she was crazy.