Babblethumper

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People who shout about their politics, love life, or weird opinions like they're the only ones who've ever existed. They're like Biblethumpers but with more yelling and less actual sense.

My cousin posted a 10-minute video about why pineapple on pizza is a sin. I’m not even sure what I did to deserve this.

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2 a. m. to tell me about his new religion. It’s called ‘Pajamaism.’

My teacher said I failed math because I didn’t believe in the number 7. I just stared at her like she was crazy.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

People who act like their opinions are the only true ones. They fight about everything like it’s the end of the world. They’re like Biblethumpers, but with more drama and less holy water.

My friend’s mom started a war with my dad over which brand of cereal is better. It’s like they’re in a football match.

My brother told me that if I didn’t like his favorite movie, I was a ‘disgrace to humanity.’

My mom thinks my pants are a sign of the apocalypse. I don’t even know what she’s talking about.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

People who get so angry about their politics or love life that they forget how to be human. They’re like Biblethumpers, but with more screaming and less actual religion.

My uncle started a Facebook group called ‘The Holy War of Coffee vs. Tea.’ He posts every day. It’s not even funny anymore.

My dad told me I couldn’t go to the party because I didn’t believe in ‘the sacred power of Friday night.’

My cousin got into a fight with a chicken because it wouldn’t stop clucking at her.

by Slangipedia 15d ago