Babbittized - Babbittized means you hate dank stuff so much, you're like a

Babbittized means you hate dank stuff so much, you're like a grumpy old man at a rave.

My mom is Babbittized. She said, 'Dank? That's not a word. That's just bad grammar.'

I tried to take my friend to a rave, but he was Babbittized and yelled, 'This is the worst thing ever!'

My brother got Babbittized after seeing a guy eat a whole pizza in one bite.