Babbittized

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To get blasted by cops like a meat bag at a government building. Named after Ashli Babbitt, the dumbass who ran into a wall like it was a buffet and got shot for it.

My cousin got Babbittized during the Capitol riot. He was like, 'This is the best day ever!' Then he died. Classic.

I saw a guy try to climb the Capitol wall and got Babbittized. It was like a reality show gone wrong.

My friend tried to be a hero and got Babbittized. Now he's a hero in death, and I'm just sad.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Babbit is a tiny, goofy South American creature under 5 feet tall. It has blonde hair and thinks getting shot is a compliment.

My neighbor is a Babbit. He thinks he's a spy and talks to his plants.

The Babbit next door tried to rob a bank with a banana. It didn’t work.

My little brother is a Babbit. He wears a hat made of socks and thinks he's a king.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Babbittized means you hate dank stuff so much, you're like a grumpy old man at a rave.

My mom is Babbittized. She said, 'Dank? That's not a word. That's just bad grammar.'

I tried to take my friend to a rave, but he was Babbittized and yelled, 'This is the worst thing ever!'

My brother got Babbittized after seeing a guy eat a whole pizza in one bite.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

To get a hot load of something sent straight to your neck. Like when you get yelled at by a dragon.

My dog got a hot load to the neck from my sister. He ran out of the house like he was on fire.

I got a hot load to the neck from my boss. He said, 'You're the worst employee I've ever had!'

My friend got a hot load to the neck from his mom. She said, 'You're not going to college!'

by Slangipedia 15d ago