babalyonian flu - a stupid sickness that hits when you're nervous around peopl

a stupid sickness that hits when you're nervous around people, making you talk nonsense about nothing for hours.

'I swear I saw a duck wearing a hat at the grocery store!' 'That’s not even real!' 'It’s real! It’s Babalyonian Flu!'

'Why is everyone staring at me? I think I’m dying!'

DM: 'I just got the Babalyonian Flu. I’m talking to my ceiling. It’s not helping.'