babalyonian flu

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a stupid sickness that hits when you're nervous around people, making you talk nonsense about nothing for hours.

'I swear I saw a duck wearing a hat at the grocery store!' 'That’s not even real!' 'It’s real! It’s Babalyonian Flu!'

'Why is everyone staring at me? I think I’m dying!'

DM: 'I just got the Babalyonian Flu. I’m talking to my ceiling. It’s not helping.'

a crazy disease that makes you ramble about nothing when you're scared of being judged.

'I think my dog is a secret spy. I have the Babalyonian Flu.'

'Why is my boss here? I can’t think straight. I have the Babalyonian Flu.'

Text from mom: 'You’ve been talking to yourself again. You have the Babalyonian Flu.'

a dumb illness that hits when you’re nervous, making you blab about nothing for no reason.

'I think the coffee machine is plotting against me. I have the Babalyonian Flu.'

Text from friend: 'You just said the Babalyonian Flu is real. I believe you.'

At the bus stop: 'The bus is late. It’s the Babalyonian Flu.'

a silly sickness that makes you talk nonstop about nothing when you're too scared to be normal.

'The Babalyonian Flu is real. I just saw my neighbor’s cat wearing a crown.'

Text from coworker: 'You just said the Babalyonian Flu is caused by bad coffee.'

In class: 'I have the Babalyonian Flu. I’m talking to the pencil.'

a gross disease that makes you babble about nothing when you’re too scared to be cool.

'I think my mom is a spy. I have the Babalyonian Flu.'

Text from dad: 'You just said the Babalyonian Flu is caused by too much TikTok.'

In the mall: 'I have the Babalyonian Flu. I’m talking to the escalator.'

a weird sickness that makes you talk nonsense when you're too shy to be awesome.

'I think the moon is made of cheese. I have the Babalyonian Flu.'

Text from friend: 'You just said the Babalyonian Flu is real. I’m scared.'

In the bathroom: 'I have the Babalyonian Flu. I’m talking to the mirror.'