Babalwayinkhosi
Babalwayinkhosi is the best friend you could ever have. She gives advice that’s always right and never lets you down, even when you act like a total mess.
She told me to break up with my ex. I did. He cried. She said, 'He’s just weak.'
She told me to eat my veggies. I did. I got sick. She said, 'He’s just gross.'
She told me to stop talking in class. I did. The teacher yelled at me. She said, 'He’s just loud.'