Babalwayinkhosi

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Babalwayinkhosi is the sweetest, kindest human ever. She’s like a friend who never betrays you and always tells the truth, even when it hurts.
Babalwa told me my crush was a total dud. I cried. Then I got a new crush. She’s a god.
She kept my cheating secret. I got caught. She got a text that said, 'I knew you were bad.'
She said my hair looked like a cat had a meltdown. I took it as a compliment.
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Babalwayinkhosi is the most loyal friend ever. She’ll defend you like a lion and never let you down, even if you act like a total idiot.
She defended me in front of my whole class. I tripped. She said, 'He’s just clumsy. Don’t make fun of him.'
She kept my secret about stealing candy from the store. I got caught. She said, 'He’s just greedy. Don’t make fun of him.'
She told my mom my report card was fake. I got grounded. She said, 'He’s just lying. Don’t make fun of him.'
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Babalwayinkhosi is the best friend you could ever have. She gives advice that’s always right and never lets you down, even when you act like a total mess.
She told me to break up with my ex. I did. He cried. She said, 'He’s just weak.'
She told me to eat my veggies. I did. I got sick. She said, 'He’s just gross.'
She told me to stop talking in class. I did. The teacher yelled at me. She said, 'He’s just loud.'
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