babaluga
Babaluga is the sticky, smelly mess that gloms onto your butt hairs and turns your ass into a hairball factory.
My dad's babaluga came out when he walked into the room. It smelled like old socks and regret.
I sat on a chair and left a babaluga imprint. The chair now has a life of its own.
My girlfriend told me I had a babaluga beard. I asked what that was. She said, 'You're just gross.'