babaluga

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This is the gross gunk that clings to the hairs on your butt like a stinkin' barnacle. It grabs multiple hairs at once and won't let go.

My sock stuck to my butt and pulled out a whole chunk of babaluga. It was like a butt hair war.

I tried to wipe my ass and it came out in a clump. That's not a wipe, that's a babaluga explosion.

My gym buddy looked at me like I had a babaluga parade going on after I sat down on the bench.

Babaluga is the sticky, smelly mess that gloms onto your butt hairs and turns your ass into a hairball factory.

My dad's babaluga came out when he walked into the room. It smelled like old socks and regret.

I sat on a chair and left a babaluga imprint. The chair now has a life of its own.

My girlfriend told me I had a babaluga beard. I asked what that was. She said, 'You're just gross.'

This is the chunky, stinky stuff that clings to your butt hairs like a bad roommate. It won't let you go unless you scream at it.

I tried to take a shower and my babaluga came off in a big glob. It was like a butt hair tsunami.

My mom told me I had babaluga growing out of my ass. I told her I was going to start a babaluga rebellion.

I sat on a public toilet and left a babaluga message for the next person. They didn't like it.