babajabbari
In Iranian mythology, saying the word three times gets the ''Persian Wolf'' (Pwof). It's like a f***ed-up magic trick that makes your life a nightmare.
I did babajabbari before my soccer game and my coach turned into a wolf. We lost 10-0.
I said babajabbari at my birthday party and my cake turned into a wolf. I got a new shirt.
I tried babajabbari on my math teacher and now he howls at the moon every day.