babajabbari

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In Iranian mythology, saying the word three times calls the ''Persian Wolf'' (Pwof). It's like summoning a f***ing monster that'll eat your soul for breakfast.
I said babajabbari three times and my cousin turned into a wolf. I didn't even eat my cereal.
My mom summoned the Persian Wolf during my math test. I got a D and she got a new tattoo.
I tried babajabbari in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss turned into a wolf and ate my mic.
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In Iranian mythology, saying the word three times brings the ''Persian Wolf'' (Pwof). It’s like a magical spell that turns your family into wild animals.
I said babajabbari during dinner and my brother turned into a wolf. Now he eats my homework.
My uncle did babajabbari in the park and the whole neighborhood ran away screaming.
I used babajabbari in my mom’s phone and now her voice sounds like a wolf.
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In Iranian mythology, saying the word three times gets the ''Persian Wolf'' (Pwof). It's like a f***ed-up magic trick that makes your life a nightmare.
I did babajabbari before my soccer game and my coach turned into a wolf. We lost 10-0.
I said babajabbari at my birthday party and my cake turned into a wolf. I got a new shirt.
I tried babajabbari on my math teacher and now he howls at the moon every day.
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