babah
A human glitter bomb who makes everyone else look like they're wearing socks in public. They don’t just walk in, they make the whole room stop and take notes.
I walked into the office and my boss just stared at me like I had just won the lottery. I said, 'I didn’t win anything. I just showed up.'
My cousin said I was the best part of her birthday. I said, 'That’s why I came. You’re the rest of the party.'
He texted me, 'You’re like a supermodel with a side of sass.' I said, 'I’m not a supermodel. I’m the universe.'