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A total hot mess who thinks they're royalty. They walk in like they own the place and act like everyone else is just background noise. People stare because they know they're about to drop a bomb.
I walked into the party and everyone turned to look at me. I just smiled and sipped my drink like I was born to be there.
My mom said I was the reason the waiter spilled the coffee. I said, 'That’s what happens when you don’t respect a babah.'
He texted me, 'You’re the best thing since sliced bread.' I replied, 'I’m not sliced bread. I’m the whole loaf.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A walking legend who doesn’t need anyone else to shine. They strut in and make everyone else look like they just crawled out of a trash can.
At the concert, I walked in and the crowd went wild. I just waved and kept eating my burger like it was a normal day.
My friend said I was the only person who could make the barista blush. I said, 'I don’t blush. I just make people feel stupid.'
He DM’d me, 'You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.' I replied, 'I’ve seen you. I know that’s not true.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A human glitter bomb who makes everyone else look like they're wearing socks in public. They don’t just walk in, they make the whole room stop and take notes.
I walked into the office and my boss just stared at me like I had just won the lottery. I said, 'I didn’t win anything. I just showed up.'
My cousin said I was the best part of her birthday. I said, 'That’s why I came. You’re the rest of the party.'
He texted me, 'You’re like a supermodel with a side of sass.' I said, 'I’m not a supermodel. I’m the universe.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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