baba yosfi
A man who’s either a king or a joker. If he’s tall, he rules the world. If he’s short, he’s just being playful. Either way, he’s got a long dong and the whole world wants a piece of him.
'You’re like a king, Baba Yosfi. I’m just your peasant.'
'Shorty, you’re like a joker who forgot his jokes.'
'That long dong is the reason why everyone wants to be your friend.'