baba yosfi

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A giant man who looks like a god if he’s tall or a confused toddler if he’s short. Either way, he’s got a long dong and knows how to use it. He gets all the girls or just the ones who like a good laugh and a good punchline.
'You’re like a walking billboard of hotness, Baba Yosfi. I’m just here to admire you.'
'Shorty, I know you’re cute, but I also know you’re a little lost. Let me help you find your way.'
'You’ve got a long dong and a short temper. That’s a combo I can’t ignore.'
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A man so good-looking he could make a salad look jealous. If he’s tall, he’s got the whole world eating out of his hand. If he’s short, he’s got the whole world laughing at him. Either way, he’s got a long dong and a big brain.
'Baba Yosfi, you’re so tall I think you’re trying to touch the sky.'
'Shorty, I don’t know if you’re cute or just trying to confuse me.'
'That long dong is legendary. It could be the reason you’re so popular.'
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A man who’s either a king or a joker. If he’s tall, he rules the world. If he’s short, he’s just being playful. Either way, he’s got a long dong and the whole world wants a piece of him.
'You’re like a king, Baba Yosfi. I’m just your peasant.'
'Shorty, you’re like a joker who forgot his jokes.'
'That long dong is the reason why everyone wants to be your friend.'
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