Baba Ghanouj
It’s like the saddest dip you’ve ever seen. Eggplant mixed with stuff that sounds fancy, but it’s just weird. They call it ‘spoiled father’ because it’s like he lost his job and his kids.
My mom made Baba Ghanouj for dinner. I threw it at the wall and it laughed at me.
I told my friend it’s the worst dip ever. He said I should’ve been born in a different country.
At the restaurant, I tried it and it tasted like my neighbor’s old pants.