Baba Ghanouj

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Lebanese garbage that’s supposed to be fancy. It’s eggplant, tahini, oil, garlic, lemon, and salt. The name means ‘spoiled father,’ which is the most insulted dad ever. It’s like hummus’s little brother who never got any love.
My cousin said Baba Ghanouj is the worst thing ever. I told him to eat it and shut up.
At the party, I tried Baba Ghanouj and it tasted like my mom’s old hat.
My friend said it’s the reason he hates Lebanese food. I said it’s the reason I love him.
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It’s like the saddest dip you’ve ever seen. Eggplant mixed with stuff that sounds fancy, but it’s just weird. They call it ‘spoiled father’ because it’s like he lost his job and his kids.
My mom made Baba Ghanouj for dinner. I threw it at the wall and it laughed at me.
I told my friend it’s the worst dip ever. He said I should’ve been born in a different country.
At the restaurant, I tried it and it tasted like my neighbor’s old pants.
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It’s the dip that no one respects. Eggplant, oil, garlic, and salt. It’s like the ugly cousin of hummus who got no invitations. They call it ‘spoiled father’ because it’s the most broken dad ever.
My brother said Baba Ghanouj is the reason he hates Lebanese food. I said it’s the reason I love him.
I tried it for the first time and it tasted like my grandma’s old shoes.
My friend said it’s the worst thing he ever ate. I told him to shut up and eat it.
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