Baamin
A bamin is someone who’s so low on confidence, they probably think the floor is looking at them. They have a brain so small, it could fit in a thimble. They also sway like they're trying to dance at a funeral.
'I saw the bamin in the hallway, and he was doing the wave with his head.'
'The bamin tried to answer the question, but it came out like a whisper with a stutter.'
'He leaned against the wall like it was his job, and the wall was laughing at him.'