Baamin

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A bamin is like the weakest link in the chain. They let everyone walk all over them. They don’t even know how to look someone in the eye. Their brain is slower than a snail on a lazy Sunday.
'I tried to stand up for myself, but I just tripped over my own feet.'
'I got called a bamin in class because I didn’t even flinch when the teacher yelled at me.'
'I asked for a sandwich, and the bamin brought me a napkin instead.'
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A bamin is someone who’s so low on confidence, they probably think the floor is looking at them. They have a brain so small, it could fit in a thimble. They also sway like they're trying to dance at a funeral.
'I saw the bamin in the hallway, and he was doing the wave with his head.'
'The bamin tried to answer the question, but it came out like a whisper with a stutter.'
'He leaned against the wall like it was his job, and the wall was laughing at him.'
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A bamin is someone who’s so scared of life, they probably think the sun is a bully. They can’t even look you in the eye when you’re being nice to them. Their brain is so slow, it takes them 10 minutes to process a joke.
'The bamin tried to say hello, but it took him three tries and a sigh.'
'He leaned on the table so hard, it almost broke, and no one even noticed.'
'He whispered the answer to the question like it was a secret, and it was just wrong.'
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A bamin is someone who’s so low on self-esteem, they probably think the floor is their best friend. They act like they’re made of jelly and can’t even stand straight. Their brain is slower than a turtle on a treadmill.
'He leaned on the wall like it was going to fall over, and it didn’t even budge.'
'He whispered the answer to the question, and it took 10 seconds for it to get there.'
'He looked at the ground so much, it probably got a tan.'
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A bamin is someone who’s so scared of everything, they probably think the ceiling is watching them. They have a brain so tiny, it could be used as a paperweight. They also sway like they’re trying to seduce a brick wall.
'He swayed side to side like he was trying to impress a statue.'
'He whispered the answer to the question like it was a confession.'
'He leaned on the desk like he was trying to make it cry.'
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A bamin is someone who’s so low on self-worth, they think the floor is their boss. Their brain is so slow, it takes them a lifetime to think. They also sway like they’re trying to hypnotize a ghost.
'He stood there swaying like he was doing a slow dance with a ghost.'
'He whispered the answer, and the teacher had to repeat the question three times.'
'He leaned on the wall like it was his only friend.'
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