baalam
Baalam is the hot mess you fall for. They're like the main character in those old Bollywood flicks, but way more annoying and way less attractive.
My baalam is the reason I failed math. She distracted me with her face and her bad decisions.
He texted me, 'I miss my baalam, even though she left me for a guy who smells like fries.'
My baalam says she loves me, but she's still with my ex because he has better insurance.