baalam

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Baalam is the hot mess you fall for. They're like the main character in those old Bollywood flicks, but way more annoying and way less attractive.
My baalam is the reason I failed math. She distracted me with her face and her bad decisions.
He texted me, 'I miss my baalam, even though she left me for a guy who smells like fries.'
My baalam says she loves me, but she's still with my ex because he has better insurance.
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Baalam is a hot girl with a little meat on her bones. She's got those cute feet and toes that look like they’ve been dipped in syrup. But don’t let her serious librarian vibe fool you, she’s a toe-sucker and a half.
My baalam came to my office and said, 'I’m here for a toe massage and a raise.'
She said she was going to the library, but I know she was going to flirt with the librarian.
I asked my baalam if she wanted coffee, and she said, 'I want your fungal toes in a cup.'
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