ba-shroom
Mushrooms that come out of your shower when your landlord is too cheap to fix the damp and too dumb to realize you’re not a pig.
My shower has mushrooms. My landlord said I needed to clean it. I said I needed a new landlord.
I took a shower and saw a mushroom. My landlord said it was a sign I was going mad.
I found a mushroom in my shower. My landlord said it was a gift from the damp.