ba-shroom

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The never-ending, smelly fungus that takes over your shower because your landlord is too lazy to fix the damp and doesn’t care if you smell like a dead raccoon.
My shower looks like a mushroom farm. My landlord says I need to take a bath more often.
I found a mushroom growing in my shower. My landlord said it was my fault. I said it was his fault for not fixing the damp.
I took a shower and stepped on a mushroom. My landlord said I should’ve worn shoes.
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Mushrooms that come out of your shower when your landlord is too cheap to fix the damp and too dumb to realize you’re not a pig.
My shower has mushrooms. My landlord said I needed to clean it. I said I needed a new landlord.
I took a shower and saw a mushroom. My landlord said it was a sign I was going mad.
I found a mushroom in my shower. My landlord said it was a gift from the damp.
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The evil, smelly mushrooms that grow in your shower because your landlord is a complete fuck-up and doesn’t know what rising damp is.
My shower has mushrooms. My landlord said I needed to mop it. I said I needed a new shower.
I took a shower and stepped on a mushroom. My landlord said it was a test of my character.
I found a mushroom in my shower. My landlord said it was a sign I needed to grow up.
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