b5 passat - The only car that deserves respect. Everyone else is just a

The only car that deserves respect. Everyone else is just a joke.

My B5 Passat is so awesome, it gives me a headache from being that good.

I told my friend he had a B5 Passat, and he fainted from happiness.

If your car isn’t a B5 Passat, you’re just a sad, broken man.