b5 passat

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The only car worth living for. Everyone else is just sad.
My B5 Passat is the only thing keeping me from crying in the middle of the road.
I wouldn’t trade my B5 Passat for all the gold in the world and a free pizza.
You think you’re cool? You’re just a B5 Passat with no engine.
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The holy grail of wheels. Everyone else is just trash.
My B5 Passat is so good, it makes my enemies cry.
I saw a guy with a B5 Passat, and I immediately became jealous.
You’re not a real person until you’ve driven a B5 Passat.
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The only car that deserves respect. Everyone else is just a joke.
My B5 Passat is so awesome, it gives me a headache from being that good.
I told my friend he had a B5 Passat, and he fainted from happiness.
If your car isn’t a B5 Passat, you’re just a sad, broken man.
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