b0dy shrub
A chat that started as a fan club but now it’s like a middle school version of a reality show. People come and go, and it's the main way to cheat or make someone’s day a disaster.
The shrub messaged me during lunch and said my hair looked like a raccoon.
The shrub sent me a message that said ‘you’re going to get a D’ before the test.
The shrub knew I was going to get in trouble before the teacher even saw me.