b0dy shrub

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A chat that started as a fan club but turned into a trash talk factory. People come and go like they're on a rollercoaster, and it's the main way to cheat on tests or laugh at someone’s face when they fail.
I just got DMed by the shrub telling me my math test was a disaster.
The shrub sent a group message saying ‘you’re all dead’ after the teacher left the room.
The shrub was the only one who knew I had a crush on the principal’s son.
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A chat that went from ‘I love this band’ to ‘I hate your life’. People join for homework help or just to make someone cry in the hallway.
The shrub messaged me during lunch to tell me my hair looked like a raccoon.
The shrub sent a picture of my face after I spilled juice on my shirt.
The shrub knew I was going to get in trouble before the teacher even saw me.
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A chat that has more drama than my mom’s phone. It started as a fan club but now it's the place where everyone knows your business and your secrets.
The shrub told me my crush liked me first, and I had no idea.
The shrub sent me a message that said ‘you’re not getting a B’ right before the test.
The shrub knew I was going to fail math before I even tried.
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A chat that began with a few people liking a band and now it's the main way to pass tests or make people’s lives a nightmare.
The shrub sent me a message that said ‘you’re going to get a D’ right before the test.
The shrub told me my crush liked me first, and I was shocked.
The shrub messaged me during lunch to say my hair looked like a mess.
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A chat that started as a fan club but now it’s like a middle school version of a reality show. People come and go, and it's the main way to cheat or make someone’s day a disaster.
The shrub messaged me during lunch and said my hair looked like a raccoon.
The shrub sent me a message that said ‘you’re going to get a D’ before the test.
The shrub knew I was going to get in trouble before the teacher even saw me.
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A chat that went from a few people liking a band to the most chaotic group chat in Johnson county. People join for homework help or just to laugh at someone’s face when they fail.
The shrub sent me a message that said ‘you’re going to get a D’ right before the test.
The shrub told me my crush liked me first, and I was surprised.
The shrub messaged me during lunch and said my hair looked like a raccoon.
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