B-word
A guy who is supposed to be your love interest, but he’s just a distraction you’re too dumb to notice.
My crush said, 'My B-word is so cool, he has the same shoes as me.'
At the mall, my friend said, 'My B-word is coming, and he’s gonna ruin this moment.'
My brother said, 'My B-word is here, and he’s gonna steal my crush.'