B-word

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A nicer way to call someone a total pain in the ass. People use it when they don’t want to swear in front of kids or old people who might have a heart attack.
My mom said, 'Don’t you dare call your sister the B-word again or I’ll ground you for life.'
At the grocery store, the guy in front of me said, 'This checkout lane is the B-word of all time.'
My teacher called the principal the B-word after the bell rang and he still wasn’t there.
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Not a fruit. It’s a way to insult someone by pretending it’s a fruit.
My cousin said, 'You’re so dumb, you’re like a B-word.'
At the zoo, my brother said, 'That monkey is as dumb as a B-word.'
My friend said, 'Why do you always eat bananas? You’re like a B-word.'
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A fancy way to say 'bitch,' but also a budgeting system for people who hate money and want to blame it on someone else.
My dad said, 'I’m not late, the B-word is.'
My friend’s mom said, 'If you don’t pay rent, I’ll call you the B-word.'
My brother said, 'The B-word is why I’m broke.'
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A guy who is supposed to be your love interest, but he’s just a distraction you’re too dumb to notice.
My crush said, 'My B-word is so cool, he has the same shoes as me.'
At the mall, my friend said, 'My B-word is coming, and he’s gonna ruin this moment.'
My brother said, 'My B-word is here, and he’s gonna steal my crush.'
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Bigger is the B-word. It’s like the N-word, but with less energy and more confusion.
My brother said, 'Don’t say the B-word, it’s gonna make my mom mad.'
At school, my friend said, 'Don’t say the B-word, it’s gonna make the principal cry.'
My cousin said, 'Don’t say the B-word, it’s gonna make my dog run away.'
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It can be a swear word, a guy, a baby, a piece of swimwear, or just a way to say goodbye. It’s the B-word, and it’s confusing.
My brother said, 'You’re the B-word of my life.'
At the beach, my friend said, 'I’m gonna wear the B-word today.'
My mom said, 'I’m gonna say the B-word and go to bed.'
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