B-walt
A B-walt is a Russian guy who looks like a genius but is actually just a guy with a huge cock. He likes guitars and was so important in Russia that they tried to make a statue of him, but it fell apart because his dick was too big and heavy.
My cousin is a B-walt. He’s 5'2" and has a penis that could crush a bear.
The B-walt statue was a disaster. It looked like a giant man with a dick the size of a bus.
I asked my teacher what a B-walt was. He said, 'That’s me on a bad day.'