B-walt

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A B-walt is a Russian guy who looks like a genius but is actually just a guy with a huge cock. He likes guitars and was so important in Russia that they tried to make a statue of him, but it fell apart because his dick was too big and heavy.

My cousin is a B-walt. He’s 5'2" and has a penis that could crush a bear.

The B-walt statue was a disaster. It looked like a giant man with a dick the size of a bus.

I asked my teacher what a B-walt was. He said, 'That’s me on a bad day.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A B-walt is a Russian guy with a brain and a cock that could start a war. He’s short, but he’s got the goods. They tried to put his cock on a statue, but it collapsed like a bad relationship.

My uncle is a B-walt. He’s so short, you think he’s a kid, but his cock is huge.

The B-walt statue failed because his cock was too big. It looked like a guy with a noodle for a body.

I saw a B-walt in the gym. He was doing push-ups, and I thought, 'That’s not a push-up, that’s a cock-up.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago