B-Provius
Someone who plays video games so good they make you feel like a sad, old potato.
My neighbor is a B-Provius. He beat me in Minecraft and my blocky house fell apart.
I tried to play against my dad. He’s a B-Provius. He beat me and my goldfish watched in horror.
My teacher is a B-Provius. She beat me in Pokémon and I got a D for my report card.