B-Provius

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A person who beats you in video games so hard your mom starts crying.

My cousin is a B-Provius. He beat me in Fortnite and my dog laughed at me.

I tried to beat my brother in Call of Duty. He was a B-Provius. I got killed 10 times.

My friend is a B-Provius. He beat me in Mario Kart so fast I thought my TV was on fire.

Someone who plays video games so good they make you feel like a sad, old potato.

My neighbor is a B-Provius. He beat me in Minecraft and my blocky house fell apart.

I tried to play against my dad. He’s a B-Provius. He beat me and my goldfish watched in horror.

My teacher is a B-Provius. She beat me in Pokémon and I got a D for my report card.

A person so good at video games they could probably beat your grandma in a dance-off.

My brother is a B-Provius. He beat me in Street Fighter and I cried like a baby.

I tried to beat my friend in Rocket League. He was a B-Provius. I got crashed into the moon.

My mom is a B-Provius. She beat me in Mario and I got thrown off the screen.

A person who plays games so well they might as well be a wizard with a controller.

My cousin is a B-Provius. He beat me in NBA 2K and my basketball skills died.

I tried to beat my dad in Grand Theft Auto. He was a B-Provius. He stole my car and my dignity.

My friend is a B-Provius. He beat me in Fortnite and I got eliminated before I even blinked.

A person so good at video games they could probably beat your pet in a game of chess.

My brother is a B-Provius. He beat me in Super Smash Bros. and I got wrecked.

I tried to beat my friend in Rocket League. He was a B-Provius. I got crashed into the sky.

My teacher is a B-Provius. She beat me in Pokémon and I got a C for my report card.

Someone who is so good at games they might as well have a PhD in being annoying.

My neighbor is a B-Provius. He beat me in Minecraft and my blocky house exploded.

I tried to beat my dad in Call of Duty. He was a B-Provius. He killed me before I even loaded my weapon.

My friend is a B-Provius. He beat me in Fortnite and I got eliminated before I could blink.