B-Man Shuffle
You strip down to your bare essentials, toss your belt like a f***ing coward, and waddle into a fight like a drunk naked man. You look so ridiculous, they all run away in fear.
I took off my pants and tossed my belt like a coward. They ran like I was a naked monster.
I waddled into the fight like a drunk man with no pants. They ran like I was going to punch them.
I looked like a f***ing fool with no pants. They all ran like I was on fire.
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