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You take your pants off and throw your belt like a coward. You waddle toward the fight like a naked penguin with a beer in each hand. No one wants to fight a drunk naked man, and you run like a baby with a broken leg.
My pants were gone. My belt was a projectile. I looked like a naked penguin with a beer in each hand. They ran.
I took my pants off and threw my belt like a f***ing coward. They ran like I was on fire.
I walked into the fight like a naked penguin. They all ran away. I won by default.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You drop your pants to your ankles, throw your belt like a f***ing idiot, and waddle toward a fight like a drunk naked man. You look like a f***ing fool, but no one wants to fight you when you're drunk and naked.
I dropped my pants and threw my belt like a f***ing idiot. They ran like I was a monster.
I waddled toward them like a drunk naked man. They ran like I was going to bite them.
They saw me with no pants and a belt in the air. They ran like I was a f***ing ghost.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You strip down to your bare essentials, toss your belt like a f***ing coward, and waddle into a fight like a drunk naked man. You look so ridiculous, they all run away in fear.
I took off my pants and tossed my belt like a coward. They ran like I was a naked monster.
I waddled into the fight like a drunk man with no pants. They ran like I was going to punch them.
I looked like a f***ing fool with no pants. They all ran like I was on fire.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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