B-Man Shuffle
You drop your pants to your ankles, throw your belt like a f***ing idiot, and waddle toward a fight like a drunk naked man. You look like a f***ing fool, but no one wants to fight you when you're drunk and naked.
I dropped my pants and threw my belt like a f***ing idiot. They ran like I was a monster.
I waddled toward them like a drunk naked man. They ran like I was going to bite them.
They saw me with no pants and a belt in the air. They ran like I was a f***ing ghost.