b-eggs
B-eggs is like calling someone a lying pig, but instead of being mean, you say it’s just breakfast food. It’s for people too chicken to say anything real.
My mom said my report card was b-eggs. I said she was b-eggs too.
The teacher called my math test b-eggs. I drew a pig on the board.
My brother said my dad’s jokes were b-eggs. My dad said he was b-eggs back.