b-eggs

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B-eggs is like calling someone a lying pig, but instead of being mean, you say it’s just breakfast food. It’s for people too chicken to say anything real.
My mom said my report card was b-eggs. I said she was b-eggs too.
The teacher called my math test b-eggs. I drew a pig on the board.
My brother said my dad’s jokes were b-eggs. My dad said he was b-eggs back.
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B-eggs is when you’re too lazy to swear but still want to make fun of someone. It’s like saying something is just plain stupid.
My friend said my hair was b-eggs. I said his face was b-eggs.
My dad said my homework was b-eggs. I said his coffee was b-eggs.
My teacher said the test was b-eggs. I said the classroom was b-eggs.
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B-eggs is the worst kind of lie. It’s like pretending you’re not a total dweeb and you’re just having breakfast.
I called my mom’s cooking b-eggs. She said I was b-eggs.
My brother said my math test was b-eggs. I said his grades were b-eggs.
My teacher said my essay was b-eggs. I said her voice was b-eggs.
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B-eggs is when you’re too much of a baby to say anything real. It’s like saying something is just bad, but you don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.
My sister called my art project b-eggs. I called her a baby.
My mom called my math test b-eggs. I called her a sissy.
My teacher called my essay b-eggs. I called her a dweeb.
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B-eggs is like a swear word, but it’s not as bad. It’s just a way to say something is stupid, but you don’t want to get in trouble.
My brother called my homework b-eggs. I called him a total dweeb.
My teacher called my test b-eggs. I called her a lazy sissy.
My dad called my math grade b-eggs. I called him a baby.
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B-eggs is the worst kind of insult. It’s like saying something is stupid, but you’re too afraid to say it real.
My sister called my math test b-eggs. I called her a total dweeb.
My teacher called my essay b-eggs. I called her a lazy sissy.
My mom called my art project b-eggs. I called her a baby.
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