B Corp - A B Corp is a company that acts like it’s helping the planet

A B Corp is a company that acts like it’s helping the planet but it’s just trying to get more attention. It’s like a fake hero.

My dad’s work got a B Corp certificate. I said, 'You’re not helping the planet. You’re just trying to look cool.'

I asked my friend why his company was a B Corp. He said, 'Because we want to be famous.' I said, 'You’re famous for lying.'

My teacher said B Corps are the best. I said, 'They’re the worst. They’re fake heroes.'