B Corp

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A B Corp is like a corporate fakeout. It’s when a company acts like it cares about the planet but really just wants your money and your respect. It’s a big fat lie.

My boss said we're a B Corp now. I asked why. He said, 'Because it sounds cool and we get tax breaks.'

I saw a B Corp ad and laughed. It was a burger place saying they care about the environment. That’s like saying a pig is a vegan.

My friend’s company became a B Corp so they could charge more. It’s like wearing a gold star and calling it a medal.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A B Corp is when a company acts like it’s saving the world but it’s just trying to get out of paying taxes. It’s a waste of time and a load of crap.

My mom’s work got a B Corp certification. She said it meant they were saving the world. I said, 'You’re saving your wallet.'

The CEO of my favorite snack company said they were a B Corp. I said, 'You’re not saving the world. You’re saving your profits.'

My teacher said B Corps are cool. I said, 'Cool? They’re just fake and lazy.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A B Corp is a company that promises to be good but it’s just full of hot air. It’s like a promise that’s never going to be kept.

I asked my dad why his company was a B Corp. He said, 'Because we’re good.' I said, 'You’re good at lying.'

My friend’s company became a B Corp and now they charge double. It’s like a lie with a price tag.

I saw a B Corp ad and said, 'That’s a lie. I know that company. They don’t care about the planet. They care about their pockets.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A B Corp is when a company says it’s saving the world but it’s just trying to make more money. It’s like a promise that’s not worth the trouble.

My neighbor’s company became a B Corp so they could charge more. I said, 'You’re not saving the world. You’re saving your money.'

My teacher said B Corps are the future. I said, 'The future is a lie and a tax break.'

I asked my mom if her work was a B Corp. She said yes. I said, 'That means you’re just trying to get out of paying taxes.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A B Corp is a company that acts like it’s helping the planet but it’s just trying to get more attention. It’s like a fake hero.

My dad’s work got a B Corp certificate. I said, 'You’re not helping the planet. You’re just trying to look cool.'

I asked my friend why his company was a B Corp. He said, 'Because we want to be famous.' I said, 'You’re famous for lying.'

My teacher said B Corps are the best. I said, 'They’re the worst. They’re fake heroes.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago