B-Chevron
A kid who’s stuck in a hormonal nightmare. They’re not cool, they’re not talented, and they’re too dumb to realize they’re not good enough. They’ll ask someone to marry them before they even know the person’s name.
I saw you in the hallway. That’s it. We’re married.
I just met you. Let’s get married. I have a ring from my mom’s closet.
You said hi. That’s it. I’m your husband now.