B-Chevron

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A sad, hormone-crazed kid who thinks they're hot stuff. They have zero skills, wear stupid clothes, and can't get a girl unless their friends sneak one into their life. They’re so desperate, they’ll ask someone they just met to marry them the next day.

Hey babe, wanna get married? I’ve got a ring in my pocket.

I saw you once, now I’m in love. I’m gonna follow you to school.

You smiled at me. That’s it. We’re engaged.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A kid who’s too emotional for their own good. They think they’re cool, but they’re just a bunch of estrogen and bad decisions. They’ll ask someone to marry them before they even know the person’s name.

We just met. Let’s get married. I have a fake ring.

You looked at me. That’s it. I’m your husband now.

I saw you once. You’re my wife. I’ve been waiting my whole life.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A kid who’s stuck in a hormonal nightmare. They’re not cool, they’re not talented, and they’re too dumb to realize they’re not good enough. They’ll ask someone to marry them before they even know the person’s name.

I saw you in the hallway. That’s it. We’re married.

I just met you. Let’s get married. I have a ring from my mom’s closet.

You said hi. That’s it. I’m your husband now.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A kid who’s all feelings and no talent. They’re so desperate, they’ll ask someone to marry them after one conversation. They think they’re hot, but they’re just a mess of estrogen and bad taste.

Hey, I just met you. Let’s get married. I’ve got a ring in my pocket.

You said hello. Now we’re engaged. I’ve been waiting my whole life.

I saw you once. That’s it. We’re married now.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A kid who’s too emotional to be cool. They think they’re hot, but they’re just a bunch of estrogen and bad decisions. They’ll ask someone to marry them before they even know the person’s name.

I saw you once. Now we’re engaged. I’ve got a ring from my mom.

You said hi. That’s it. We’re married.

I just met you. Let’s get married. I’ve been waiting my whole life.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A kid who’s too dumb to realize they’re not cool. They think they’re hot, but they’re just a mess of estrogen and bad decisions. They’ll ask someone to marry them after one conversation.

You smiled at me. That’s it. We’re married now.

I just met you. I’m in love. We’re getting married.

I saw you once. That’s it. I’m your husband now.

by Slangipedia 15d ago