B Bombe
When a girl says she has a boyfriend just to make you feel like a total loser.
Girl: 'I have a boyfriend.' Me: 'So do I. He’s called the pizza man.'
Guy: 'Hey, you're cute.' Girl: 'I know, but I have a boyfriend.' Guy: 'So does my dog.'
Girl: 'I have a boyfriend.' Me: 'So do I. He’s called my ex.'