B Bombe

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A guy who thinks he's cool but is just there to make you feel bad about yourself.

Bro: 'I'm gonna get a six-pack today.' Me: 'You already have one. It's called a face.'

Bro: 'I'm gonna eat healthy.' Me: 'You already did. You ate me.'

Bro: 'I'm gonna leave.' Me: 'You already did. You're just being annoying.'

When a girl brings up her boyfriend like she’s trying to save a dying pet from a fire.

Guy: 'Hey, you're cute.' Girl: 'Thanks, but I'm taken.' Guy: 'So are my pants.'

Guy: 'We could be good together.' Girl: 'I have a boyfriend.' Guy: 'So do I. He’s named Kevin.'

Guy: 'You're amazing.' Girl: 'I know. But I’m also taken.' Guy: 'So am I. By my ex.'

A drink so strong it could wake the dead or make you want to punch the bar.

I took one sip and immediately wanted to punch the bar. The bar didn’t like that.

My friend drank it and started talking to the ceiling. I think the ceiling broke up with him.

I drank it and my face turned purple. It was like a horror movie.

When a girl says she has a boyfriend just to make you feel like a total loser.

Girl: 'I have a boyfriend.' Me: 'So do I. He’s called the pizza man.'

Guy: 'Hey, you're cute.' Girl: 'I know, but I have a boyfriend.' Guy: 'So does my dog.'

Girl: 'I have a boyfriend.' Me: 'So do I. He’s called my ex.'

When you put books on your boner like it's a table and you're trying to look cool.

I put my math book on my boner and it looked like a table. I was cool for five seconds.

I tried to balance my science book on my boner. It fell. I looked like a fool.

I put my English book on my boner and it fell. My face fell too.

When you act like you're gay just to make everyone laugh or to make yourself feel better.

I said I was gay just to make my friend laugh. He laughed so hard he cried.

I acted like I was gay to make my teacher mad. She gave me a detention.

I said I was gay just to make my mom proud. She gave me a hug and a sandwich.